Hitpig: He can really fly
Plot
A hunter, a pig, wanders the world with the free spirit of an elephant he was meant to capture. In writer Berkeley Breath’s Bloom County comic, Bill the Cat can be seen as one of Hitpig’s prizes and on an improvised parachute. Pickles: Eat your heart out, Dumbo! Mentioned in Neustrašiva njuška (2022). Born To Be WildWritten by Mars BonfirePublished by Universal/MCA Music Ltd. Universal Music Publishing CanadaMade by SteppenwolfCourtesy of MCA Records Inc.Licensed by Universal Music Operations.
Where do I start?
This movie is a complete disaster. It’s like Tommy Wiseau decided to make an animated movie! The humor is painfully sad and full of jokes. Who would find this funny? It’s not smart to replace adult swear words with “safer” alternatives; on the contrary, it’s embarrassing. The constant, forced references to famous movies and characters?
Another failed attempt at humor that fails every time
Oh and let’s not forget the Gordon Hamsy joke…why? Why? The main character, a pig, is terrifying to watch. His face is a jumbled mixture of human features on a pig’s body, making him completely ugly and unpleasant. The supporting characters are equally hilarious – there’s a cat who shoots nuclear bombs and an angry koala, as if the writers were pulling random ideas out of a hat. And don’t get me started on the music – it’s so terrible, it’s unpleasant to listen to.
Weak and pointless
The plot? It seems like a fever dream of bad ideas stitched together without thought or care. The only tolerable part is a minute of pig history, but it’s not enough to redeem this piece of garbage. What’s worse, it’s not just a failure for adults – it’s an insult to children. Children are so much smarter than the people who wrote, directed, or created this monstrosity. Children’s films should not be discounted!
I’d love to hear a one star review
This film is a slap in the face to animation as an art form. I’m usually soft on animated films because I know how much effort they put into them, but oh my, this one deserves all the hate it gets. Don’t waste your time or money on this garbage.